League of Legends PARODY - "My Main Is" by Collective

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A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem. Collective just loves that Nidalee.
*Edit* I love me some Nidalee. ;) - Collective

Mp3 Download-:
http://www.purevolume.com/PlayerPOV/albums/Parodies

Lyrics:
Chorus:
Hi! My main is...My main is...
My main is....Nidalee x2

Verse One:
Hi kids, do you like spear shots,
That only seem to hit when fighting easy bots?
Wanna copy me, and build her like I did?
Buy a quick silver sash in case they silence?/
Our Shen's dead weight, I'm forced to initiate,
While watching our Malzahar surpress their Twisted Fate,
And our Tristana says: "Collective, you a real scrub"
Uh uhh! "You're 0/6 bro. You suck." /
Since minions spawned, every time I heal y'all,
I begin to do the impossible like I'm James Bond,
I got pissed off, and ripped Caitlyn's top (hat) off,
And said "I'm sick of Shen" and told her to go top/
She tried to warn me, saying I wouldnt last,
Their Sona tricked me "Press D to dance!",
So I switched my game up, to harass,
And it backfired, now I'm porting back/

Verse Two:
It's hug-a-turret day, I refuse to die,
And wind up like our Twitch who is 0/5,
Mashed my face and keyboard, and pressed enter,
"Reported for verbal abuse!" Very clever.../
Another team argument, placed in all chat,
About how our Mordekaiser and Akali's bad,
I facepalmed so hard, my skin tissue's turning blue,
I guess it's true what they say about solo que/
Claming they be hacking, cause they made me 3/8,
Riot activated "God Mode", for the pre-mades,
Making these excuses, it's hard to keep it straight,
Let's cut the chase, and start feeding right away/
Playing drunk, and way past my limit,
Blurred vision, all my Q's are hitting minions,
I have a dream, that stays to this date,
To host an episode, of Summoner's Showcase/

Verse Three:
Stop the game! Our tank is afk!
Hold up, don't push, can we take a break?
I'm not ready to lose, especially 4v5,
Our tank is afk, and he's the one with fortify/
Should I stay or disconnect, I can barely decide,
Well, my rage quit number is over 65,
Maybe I will stay and play it out,
As we speak, our turrets are being taken down/
Lost to Casseopia, y'know what's more embarassin'?
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Exactly, haha, nothing at all,
Except for Orianna asking the other to touch balls/
So their Fiddle's in the middle, and Sivir's in the river,
Really, what's the point of not downing all my liquor?
I started healing Karma, cause I stopped caring,
It's my fault we lost, it's a burden I'm Baron/ (Get it?)

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