You: Hi
Stranger: I'm horny
You: Hi Horny how are you? :)
Stranger: Are u f?
You: Yes! How did you know I'm a fluffy flying pink unicorn?
Stranger: I wanna fuck u
You: Oh well I don't like people fucking my alphabet :(
Stranger: Send me ur pic
You: http://blog.gilly.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pfu.jpg
You: There you go! :D
Stranger: Is it naked?
You: No? Can't you see it's hairs?