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-jag gillar grisar,katter ser ner på oss och hundar ser upp till oss,men grisar behandlar oss som jämlikar- Winston Churchill pigs FTW!! Jag gillar också grisar

"Pirates are evil!? The Marines are righteous!? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine whats wrong and whats right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war, becomes justice!“ -Donquixote Doflamingo Från en serie då, men ändå väldigt sant.. :]

"Don't do today, what you can put up till tomorrow" Har jag ändrat från någons "Don't put up till tomorrow, what you can do today" Don't drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly!

take a chill pill - vänner

"Eat when thou art hungry"

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

"Every morning Serj (Tankian) wakes up pisses pure awesome" /nått youtube account som kommenterat. Kommer inte ihåg namnet =/

säg inte hej förrän du hoppat över bäcken...

"History is written by the victor"

Everything is possible in Liberty city, if you´re not Roman Bellic. -Nico Bellic / Gta 4

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men. Revenge is a dish best served cold. In fact. I want my pain to be inflicted on others. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Kära örebroare. Visa fittan så får du popcorn. Du kan få en daimstrut om du visar fitthålet.

It's to hot man... But room temperature? Please. A beer should be ice cold. - SSGT Griggs A lager maybe, or a glas of water like you drink... Maybe a pint of stout - CPT Price I'm gonna have to school you both when we get back stateside - SSGT Griggs May we stop in london first? I'm buying. - Gaz Lvl game over intro Fifty thousand people used to live in this town... Now it's a ghost town.. I've never seen anything like it - CPT Macmillan Lvl All ghillied up Have the americans already attacked al-asad? - Nikolai No their invasion begins in a few hours why? - CPT Price Americans are making mistakes they will never take al-asad alive - Nikolai Lvl Blackout slutet Jackson!! Get your ass on the hot line we got hostiles moving in from the north - SSGT Griggs Right. What the hell kind of name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? - CPT Price Lvl F.N.G=Fucking New Guy Our noble crusade has begun. This is how it begins. - Khaled al-asad Lvl the coup Nice Shot. I think you blew off his arm. Shock and blood loss will do the rest. - CPT Macmillan Lvl one shot one kill It's quite simple. Either we retake the launch facility or we won't recognize the world tomorrow. - CPT Price lvl Ultimatum Gaz, can't you make it open faster? - CPT Price Negative Sir, but you can try pulling it if it'll make you feel better. - Gaz Cheeky Bastard. - CPT Price Lvl No figthing in the war room CoD MW2 Same shit, different day - Sheperd Lvl SSDD = Same Shit, Different Day Get up Private Allen! Rangers lead the way! Move! - Sheperd Lvl Team player S nami bog (God is with us) - Makarov Remember no russian - Makarov Lvl no russian My friend, from up here, it looks like the whole village is trying to kill you! - Nikolai Tell me something i don't know! Just be ready to pick us up! - CPT Price Lvl The hornet's nest We have a nuclear missile launch. Missile in the air! Missile in the air! Code Black, Code Black! - Simon "Ghost" Riley Lvl contingency Sheperd is a war hero now... I know you can hear me on this channel makarov - CPT Price Makarov...you ever heard the old saying...the enemy of my enemy is my friend? - CPT Price Price, one day you're going to find that cuts both ways. Shepherd is using Site Hotel Bravo. You know where it is, I'll see you in hell. - Makarov Give my regards to zakahev if u get there before me - CPT Price Lvl The enemy of my enemy The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him. - CPT Price INTRO LVL Just like old times I'll wait for you at the exfil point. Three hours. - Nikolai Don't bother. This was a one-way flight, mate. - CPT Price Then good luck, my friend - Nikolai Lvl Just like old times This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die. - CPT Price Intro game over Five years ago, I lost 30,000 in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. - Sheperd

"Kvinnor är som pengar - man får sällan så mycket som man vill ha." "Den som spar han har... sparat." "livet är som en cykel" "Om en BH har tillräckligt mycket push-up så blir det ju som en stödkrage" "Kom alltid ihåg att du är helt unik. Precis som alla andra" "Så snart en kvinna tänker någorlunda snabbt så kallas det intuition" "Problemet med ekorrhjulet är att även om man lyckas springa fortare än alla andra, så är man fortfarande bara en ekorre." "Att bedriva en bra och rättvis politik utan Vänsterpartiet är som att jaga älg utan dragspel." "Jag hörde att Michael Jackson ville återfödas som en plastpåse. För då kunde han förbli vit, vara av plast och farlig för barn"

"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer Simpson

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"Kvinnor är som pengar - man får sällan så mycket som man vill ha." "Den som spar han har... sparat." "livet är som en cykel" "Om en BH har tillräckligt mycket push-up så blir det ju som en stödkrage" "Kom alltid ihåg att du är helt unik. Precis som alla andra" "Så snart en kvinna tänker någorlunda snabbt så kallas det intuition" "Problemet med ekorrhjulet är att även om man lyckas springa fortare än alla andra, så är man fortfarande bara en ekorre." "Att bedriva en bra och rättvis politik utan Vänsterpartiet är som att jaga älg utan dragspel." "Jag hörde att Michael Jackson ville återfödas som en plastpåse. För då kunde han förbli vit, vara av plast och farlig för barn"

hahah , vilka dåliga .. men ända bra xd' men fattar inte den där med cyckeln ^^ Va menaru?;$