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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down!
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1987 World Championship of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of diamonds, a green 4 from Uno and a "get out of jail free" monopoly card.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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