Chuck Norris Skämt

chuck norris does'nt masturbate he rapes his hand!!

Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1" Nobody knows what the matrix is... just Chuck Norris Nobody knows what the matrix is... just Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just goes to hell and regroups. The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. Chuck Norris doesn't drink because of his effect on alcohol. Scientist now know the cause of solar eclipses: Chuck Norris likes to fight in the shades Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bathroom, the bathroom goes to Chuck Norris Guns, Germs and Steel; a name for Chuck Norris' pubic area Chuck Norris hated the Red Sox. The Yankees win because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anyone who try to beat them! Chuck Norris can down a 30 pack in one sip. But beers for pussies he only drinks whisky... which he chases with whisky The inernet is something Chuck Norris made in 10 minutes just for a laugh When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he destroys an orphanage

Fucking memes man, how do they work.

Interesting fact: Chuck Norris actually comes before Alpha, and after Omega. Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline If you see Chuck Norris kicking himself... its because he ran out of asses to kick. But thats impossible. The pyramids were actually built in 1950 by ten year old Chuck Norris after his mother confiscated his Legos for building a nuclear reactor with them. Chuck Norris never dials 911 in Texas...Chuck Norris is 911 in Texas! How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone. Chuck Norris actually saw Halley’s Comet thrice, at least. Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with Medusa. Chuck Norris was suppose to play ironman, but then there would be no need for the suit Chuck Norris doesn't T-bag people, he potato sacks them. Apollo astronauts reported only 3 Earth objects were visible from the Moon. The Great Wall of China, The Great Barrier Reef, and Chuck Norris's beard. World War II began because Chuck Norris took a nap. When he woke up, Hitler found out and killed himself out of fear Chuck Norris would kill him. Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything The worst pain in the world is neither a kick in the balls or childbirth, it is in fact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Yahoo Company's mail adress is yahoo@chuck.norris Cancel rating Chuck Norris doesn't pay his electric Bill they just stay on out of fear of what would happen if they turn off Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope. When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s Bitch. Mr. Universe doesn't work out. He listens to Chuck Norris on his iPod, inspiring his muscles to grow themselves. Grand theft auto was created when the developer saw Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris once watched an appisode of SEINFELD on the radio. Osama Bin Laden did not go hiding cause America was looking for him, but because Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris drinks milk... Tiger's milk A roadside Chuck Norris killed two IEDs Chuck Norris owns a guard dog not to protect himself but to protect everyone else There is an old saying that it is impolite to stare. For Chuck Norris it is illegal Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation A bowl of kellogs cornfllakes has 8 mg of iron in it, Chuck Norris has 8 mg of cornflakes with his iron. Jack can be nimble, and Jack can be quick, but Jack can't dodge Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris was once challenged by a boxer...his name was Muhammad Ali We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris. Resistance is futile (If < 1 ChuckNorris) Chuck Norris only eats the poisonous parts of a blow fish While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. Bill Clinton said "I feel your pain" to Chuck Norris and he instantly turned to dust. Life once handed Chuck Norris lemons. Instead of making lemonade, he roundhouse kicked life in the face in Hiroshima, Japan on August 6th 1945 Chuck Norris play's Texas hold em with Zeus, every second Wednesday of the month Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle Chuck Norris CAN order Chick-Fil-A on Sunday!

orka inte läsa allt som lord skrev men här e en iallafall:"The Guiness world recordholders are the ones closest to chuck norris's records

kom på en ny och egen: if aⁿ+bⁿ=cⁿ and n>2 and a, b and c is positive hole numbers, then n=Chuck Norris förstår ni den inte läs på om Fermats (stora) sats dvs. aⁿ+bⁿ=cⁿ n>2 där a, b och c är positiva heltal saknar heltals lösningar för n. ( jag bortser i båda fallen att a,b eller c är noll)

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kan nån snälla säga varför han e så skänd och varför alla gör skämt om han?

känd" :p

Putte, se hans filmer :D Han slogs fan med bruce lee och skit :3 + så e han en stor manlig förebild. Men ja, han är bara en människa. Men den som kom på idén att skoja såhär, var antingen en idiot. Eller ett geni

Citat av tobbeliten98

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vilken idiot som gorde den sidan du kan inte fly från Chuck Norris You can be nimble, and You can be quick, but You can't dodge Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. och som jag sa innan; if aⁿ+bⁿ=cⁿ and n>2 and a, b and c is positive hole numbers, then n=Chuck Norris