- Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
And he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing -
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
And he never shuts h
- Police officer passes the time by juggling his gun in front of drivers but when he misses his catch, the gun strikes the ground and shoots a construction worker right in the ass.
- Real Madrid 4-2 Getafe. The Blancos take La Liga lead
Real Madrid defeated Getafe by 4-2 in the Santiago Bernabéu, but the game wasn't as easy as the final score might imply. Cristiano Ronaldo scored