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I wish there was a way to know that you're in "The Good Old days" before you've actually left them..
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I wish there was a way to know that you're in "The Good Old days" before you've actually left them..
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Warning: Since this video seems to have gone crazy, I figure I'll post this notice. I'm going to read a letter my 15 year old daughter wrote. There ARE some curse words in it. None of them are incredibly bad, but they are definitely things a little kid shouldn't hear... not to mention things MY KID shouldn't say! If you want to see the original Facebook thread, it's located at: http://www.facebook.com/tommyjordaniii/posts/299559803434210 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My daughter thought it would be funny/rebellious/cool to post on her Facebook wall just how upset she was and how unfair her life here is; how we work her too hard with chores, never pay her for chores, and just in general make her life difficult. She chose to share this with the entire world on Facebook and block her parent's from seeing it. Well, umm... she failed. As of the end of this video, she won't have to worry anymore about posting inappropriate things on Facebook... Maybe a few kids can take something away from this... If you're so disrespectful to your parents and yourself as to post this kind of thing on Facebook, you're deserving of some tough love. Today, my daughter is getting a dose of tough love. © Copyright 2012, by Tommy Jordan. All rights reserved. Duplication without express permission of the author is prohibited.
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Almost every popsong that is created in todays music business has two intentions: Make money and make the music creators and the ones that plays the music bigger and more famous. Therefore they use a chord progression which all of us already heard since we were babies. The I-V-vi-IV progression is used in so many songs that I guess no one can count them all... Of course there can be som minor or major changes with the chords but the sound is practically the same. This was recorded in Melbourne 2009 on a Comedy Festival. The chords used are: E B C# A Just to clarify that The Australian Jack Black is Here! Songs Included are : Don't Stop Beliving - Journey 0:52 You're Beautiful - James Blunt 1:01 Forever Young - Alphaville 1:10 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz 1:17 Happy Ending - Mika 1:26 Amazing - Alex Lloyd 1:35 Wherever You Will Go - The Calling 1:42 Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John 1:50 She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 1:57 Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight 2:05 With Or Without You - U2 2:12 Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House 2:20 Pretty Enough? - Kasey Chambers 2:30 Let It Be - The Beatles 2:39 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 2:43 The Horses - Darryl Braithwaite 2:48 No Waman No Cry - Bob Marley & The Wailers 2:55 Sex And Candy - Marcy Playground 2:57 Down Under - Men At Work 2:59 Banjo Patterson's Waltzing Matilda 3:02 Take On Me - A-ha 3:06 When I Come Around - Green Day 3:09 Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry 3:22 Africa - Toto 3:23 If I Were A Boy - Beyoncé 3:30 Self Esteem - The Offspring 3:31 You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offsprings 3:38 U + Ur Hand - P!nk 3:46 Pokerface - Lady Gaga 3:54 Barbie Girl - Aqua 3:59 You Found Me - The Fray 4:01 Don't Trust Me - 30h!3 4:09 Kids - MGMT 4:16 Canvas Bags - Tim Manchin 4:23 Torn - Natalie Imbruglia 4:33 Superman - Five For Fighting 4:49 Birdplane - Axis Of Awesome 4:53 Scar - Missy Higgings 5:06 Thats All It Takes To Be A Star - Axis Of Awesome 5:20 Lyrics: My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that i'm sure Forever young, I wanna be forever young I wont hesitate no more, no more it can not wait, i'm yours This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, no love no hope no glory, no happy ending Cause you were amazing, and we did amazing If i could, then I would, I'd go where ever you will go And can you feel the love tonight And she will be loved, yes, she will be loved Pictures of you, pictures of me, hung up on your wall, for the world to see Cause I can't live, with or without you Whenever I fall, at your feet, you let your tense Am I not pretty enough, is my heart to bro... Double time? Double time! When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner that's the way it's gonna be little darling (be little darling) we'll go riding on the horses yeaha No woman no cry Mama this surely is a dream I come from a land down under Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Take on me (when I come around) take me on (when I come around) I'll be gone, in a minute or two Save tonight It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Fight the break of dawn come tomorrow There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do If I were a boy I know she's playing with me I think I would understand Well that's okey cause I got no self esteem With a thousand lies and a good disguise hit 'em right between the eyes hit 'em right between the eyes Cause I'm not here for your entertainment you don't really wanna mess with me tonight Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face Come on Barbie let's go party Lost and insecure you found me, you found me She wants to touch me woho, she wants to love me woho, she'll never leave me woho, wohohoho Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from it Take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags to the supermarket, take your canvas bags Nothing's right i'm torn I'm all out of faith this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real I'm wide awake and I can see I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane, I'm a birdplane, a motherfucking birdplane And doesn't that sound familiar doesn't that hit too close to home doesn't that make you shiver the way that things have gone And doesn't it seem peculiar when everyone wants a little more so that I do remember to never go this far That's all it takes to be a star!!!!!!
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Friends - listen to your heartbeat - ESC Sweden 2001. I wanna know What you feel inside Is something wrong Why did you leave last night Is it all just a game Oh, tell me why we can't be lovers I do believe In the two of us That you and me We are the only ones And we were meant to be true So, tell me why we can't be lovers How could I be such a fool I thought I already knew it all, but I know I was totally wrong CHORUS : Listen to your hearbeat It will take you higher Follow your emotions I know you'll get stronger Listen to your heartbeat Your feeling will guide you Hold on to devotion I know it's inside you How will I know If you're fooling me Maybe I'm wrong But it seems, to be like it's all just a game And I just want us to be lovers We had it all in our hands Just like those all happy ends I still don't know why But we lost it somehow CHORUS One more chance to make a try Nothing left to do for you and I CHORUS Listen to your heartbeat
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"Funny Little World" Lyrics: Suddenly I'm famous, and people know my name. I've got a thousand girls just waiting, and therefore it's a shame that my heart has been captured by your funny little smile. And finally I'm happy, if only for a while. People call me stupid, for treating you like a queen. But I don't even worry, 'cause you're my unforeseen And I hope that you'll be with me, if only in my dreams. But here you are next to me, and you're glad, or so it seems. And I don't know for shure where this is going. Still I hope for more, and more. 'Cause who would know that you would treat me like a boy, and I treat you like a girl, in this funny little world. Don't promise me for ever, just love me day by day. No one knows the future, we're young, but that's OK. 'Cause you'll allways be a part of me, whatever life will bring. And people have to bear with you, this silly song i sing. Your boyfriends might be angry, my girlfriends might be blue. But no one can deny it, from now on I love you. I have to say it's new to me, this feeling in my heart. Guess i've been kind of lonely, and you've been kind of smart. And I don't know for shure where this is going. Still I hope for more, and more. 'Cause who would know that you would treat me like a boy, and I treat you like a girl, in this funny little world. And I don't know for shure where this is going. Still I hope for more, and more. 'Cause who would know that you would treat me like a boy, and I treat you like a girl, in this funny little world. This funny little world.
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THANKS TO IJUSTINE AND PRAYINGMANTIS72 FOR THE INTROS! The sixth volume of The Legendary Shots is here at last! Includes plenty of never-before-seen shots! Others are shots you already know and love, like the Vulcan and free fall shots. You might have seen them at places like Yahoo.com, MSN.com, AOL.com, SI.com, Break.com, CollegeHumor, ESPN SportsCenter (and SportsNation, First Take, and Winners Bracket), HLN, the Carson Daly Show, and Fox & Friends! Special thanks to Vulcan, Alabama Adventure, and Talladega Superspeedway for letting us come shoot! If you're ever in Alabama, be sure to check all of them out.
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/HeyMrBurns **NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you're hearing is Pachelbel's Canon in D. It's commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? :) Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party ***LYRICS*** Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style. All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
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