Check me
Gas station glasses
Don't care what the masses
Think about me wit my sweet goatee
I'm rockin' my Dockers
With a cuff and a crease
I got that St. John's Bay
And a clip for my piece
I look nice
I got dozens of dollars
And that's right
It goes straight to my daughters and my wife
I'm a miracle dad
Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have
I roll hard in the yard
With a 60-inch cut
Zero turn radius
My neighbors say what?
They be drivin' by
Peepin' my landscape
Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape
Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw)
Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle!
Hold up
Is that a weed in my fescue?
Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Shootin' vids of the kids, it's the dad life
Roll up to the splash pad, 10 AM
My whole entourage
Hops out the minivan
We splishy splashy for an hour or two
Then it's back to the house
Preppin' for the barbeque
Brats, dogs, rack of ribs, whateva (tight)
Get me on the Weber
Man, nobody does it betta
Call me lord of the grill
I'm king of the coals
Nana's secret recipe, you know how I roll
1080p, 16x9
I'm rockin' man cave status
With a screen like mine
Keep your peanut butter hands
Off my 50-inch Vizio
Pop up the corn, roll the Disney video
{ "A whole new world..." }
We got Aladdin, Jasmine
Abu, the genie (hey)
With kids like mine, everybody wants to be me
Sing a nigh-night song and then it's off to bed
This is the dad life, no more to be said
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Hit the mall, coaching ball, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Playing rough, fixing stuff, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Yeah, you know how we do it
It's the dad life
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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Produced by Atomic Beats
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***LYRICS***
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay.
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
