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Skit kul video :)
LOL · 5:52
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En rolig video med en gubbe som kommer fram och stör med olika sorters djur perfekta natthumorn! :D
WTF · 0:29
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Övrigt · 1:41
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En låt av Yourfavoritemartian från youtube som är med i Ray William Johnson filmklipp.
Musik · 3:25
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Hejsan! Jag och mina kompisar gjorde en film. THE CREDITS ARE: Written By: Tina Alexander and Daniel Baxter Darth Vader - Sam Johnson (who played Venom in our spiderman 3 HISHE) The Emperor, Luke, & everyone else - Daniel Baxter Music - Bryan English Animators - Daniel Baxter and Eric Mehner ---------------------------------------- Tjäna pengar, gå till www.everybodyedits.n.nu och klicka annonser!
Tecknat · 2:41
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Undrar vad han uppfostrar sin bebis till
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Måste ses
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RayWilliamJohnson på YouTube har gjort ett par låtar och laddat upp, här är en både fin och rolig låt om en zombie som finner kärleken :)
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/HeyMrBurns **NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you're hearing is Pachelbel's Canon in D. It's commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? :) Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party ***LYRICS*** Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style. All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
Coolt · 3:55
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OUTRO SONG: http://www.youtube.com/yourfavoritemartian FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RayWJ Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray *********************************** *********************************** Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. If you like what you see on each of their channels, feel free to subscribe to them. :) Thanx: Broken Laptop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deBFUXT79JU Orgasm Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-06yyAq0pw Dancing Robot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTUwqxHpXMY
Coolt · 6:12
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Download Wax's Album: http://tinyurl.com/ScrubLife OUTRO SONG: http://www.youtube.com/yourfavoritemartian FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RayWJ Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray *********************************** *********************************** Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. If you like what you see on each of their channels, feel free to subscribe to them. :) Thanx: Boy Runs into Door: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r1Ze4yFkgo Owl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRLZk2Rik0c Baby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw
Coolt · 5:40
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OUTRO SONG: http://www.youtube.com/yourfavoritemartian FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RayWJ Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray *********************************** *********************************** Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. If you like what you see on each of their channels, feel free to subscribe to them. :) Thanx: Dunk Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGASrdILe6c Creepy Indian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcJ2Qv3Nwc Cunt Flaps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-IYk7YVW80
Spel · 4:57
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ZombieLoveSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Atomic Beats http://bit.ly/hNh3v9 ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay. If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. And everybody will love you, and you can sing along to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song. So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Musik · 3:59
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Musik · 3:41
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Hahah, riktigt roligt.
Coolt · 6:20
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VOTE FOR MEEKAKITTY HERE: http://tinyurl.com/winkitty .1. You request video 2. I make video 3. You click google add 4. I make more videos :) . . . . . Check out my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson Your mom follows me on Twitter: http://Twitter.com/RayWJ Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray Follow me on DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/raywj ********************************************* Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: "Mascot Stunt on Excercise Ball:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI10ARQIas "Squirrel Fight:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhZHlpSE6k "Your Business Card is Crap:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk "Another Cool Vid to Watch": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xm2u7qRA2w *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. DOWNLOAD "Doin Your Mom Song" FOR FREE HERE: http://bit.ly/bL9Sl0
Coolt · 4:29
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1. You request video 2. I make video 3. You click google add 4. I make more videos :) GO COMMENT ON MEEKAKITTY'S VIDEO HERE: http://tinyurl.com/winkitty . . . . . . Check out my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson Your mom follows me on Twitter: http://Twitter.com/RayWJ Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray Follow me on DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/raywj ********************************************* Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: "Waitress Window Crash:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7Me-78NW0 "Asian Kid Playing *I'm Yours* on Ukulele:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4 "Wife Crying After Star Wars:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc "Another Cool Vid to Watch": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xm2u7qRA2w *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. DOWNLOAD "Doin Your Mom Song" FOR FREE HERE: http://bit.ly/bL9Sl0
Coolt · 4:49
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