
When cocaine just won't do it!
By Tjack.
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By Tjack.
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Support my music by buying the MP3 on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/vampire-bride-single/id363498391 My first attempt to make a traditional music video. Most likely my last one as well. :P It's fun trying new things though, I hope you can respect that. Hope you'll enjoy! Tabs: http://freddegredde.com/01/vampire-bride/ Drummer's band: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheIncredibleJOLLY Actress Therese Landh: http://www.youtube.com/user/Charmtroll Lyrics by Audrianna Cole: http://www.youtube.com/user/AudriannaCole Do I share my secret? reveal the darkness I hold? Bare my damnation for my lover to behold Would it frighten her away? Would her love decay? If I let loose the monster within? I long to taste her sweetness to drink from her beating heart The lust for her essence it is tearing me apart Every day my hunger grows with a sickening speed I wish you would be my Vampire bride! Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine My black heart's divided paradoxical duality On one hand my blood thirst the other one your sensuality I would damn you eternally by making you my ally But I need you my Vampire bride! Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine My humanity is lost Is it worth the cost? when I let loose my demon within! She says that she loves me yet she doesn't know the fiend inside of me My kiss bears a gift of eternal damnation yet she is my heart's only salvation Vampire bride.. Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride.. I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Aaaaaaaaaah Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine
Musik · 5:03
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WATCH THE BLOOPERS: http://bit.ly/TFbloopers Ian still believes in the tooth fairy. Can Anthony use this to his advantage? ----------------------------------- Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh *There isn't really a giveaway. But you can have an imaginary friend named Robert anyway. Here he is:
LOL · 5:56
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CHECK OUT CHARLIE'S WEEKLY SHOW: http://youtube.com/askcharlie In the third installment of Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig, Charlie gets some lovin, a new arch nemesis arises, and everyone looks at boobs! ----------------------------------- Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh No drunk guinea pigs were harmed in the making of this video. If you ever harm an animal, we'll send Charlie to your house to stab you in the face.
LOL · 4:52
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![Bild från Roomie - 42 [On iTunes]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kY08A5pNjbI/hqdefault.jpg)
Download this song on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/42-single/id414138118 http://www.facebook.com/roomieofficial http://www.twitter.com/roomieofficial http://www.roomieofficial.com Video by Olof Bäckström & SAPP AB http://www.sapp.se Camera Operators: Olof Bäckström & Viking Nilsson Guitar solo, though posed to by Mikael in the video, is played by Joakim Linder. Lyrics: 42 Give me five or ten Give me eleven, give me fifteen and twenty-three Yeah, I love numbers and really love it when you keep throwing them at me You scream "five-eight you, five -uckin' eight you" And I say "thanks you're my 42" I love how you understand me But when you said I'm a zero I got hurt 'cause I love you I just want to have you near, oh you're the one, my 42 Without you I'm only a fraction, lost and blue So when you said I'm a zero I got hurt 'cause I love you 42 Give me five or ten Give me eleven, give me fifteen and twenty-three Yeah, I love numbers and Really love it when you keep throwing them at me You scream "good five, four good" And I say "yeah, four and five are good" I love how you understand me But when you said I'm a zero I got hurt 'cause I love you I just want to have you near, oh you're the one, my 42 42 3.14159265 Dinner's ready girl, it's true I made a pie for you 42, 42, 42, 2, 2! Solo But when you said I'm a zero I got hurt 'cause I love you I just want to have you near, oh you're the one, my 42 Without you I'm only a fraction, lost and blue So when you said I'm a zero I got hurt 'cause I love you I love you, 42, yeah, yeah! 42
Musik · 3:59
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Sång text: There comes a time When we need to make a show For the world, the Web and CNN There's no people dying, so the best that we can do Is create the greatest bluff of all We must go on pretending day by day That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs Like some cheese and missiles for the kids We'll make the world Abandon reason We'll make them all believe that the Hamas Is Momma Theresa We are peaceful travelers With guns and our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart They are soldiers, no one cares We are small, and we took some pictures with doves As Allah showed us, for facts there's no demand So we will always gain the upper hand We'll make the world Abandon reason We'll make them all believe that the Hamas Is Momma Theresa We are peaceful travelers we're waving our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV If Islam and terror brighten up your mood But you worry that it may not look so good Well well well well don't you realize You just gotta call yourself An activist for peace and human aid We'll make the world Abandon reason We'll make them all believe that the Hamas Is Momma Theresa We are peaceful travelers We're waving our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV We con the world We con the people We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper We are peaceful travelers We're waving our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV We con the world (Bruce: we con the world...) We con the people (Bruce: we con the people...) We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper We are peaceful travelers We're waving our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV The truth will never find its way to your TV
Musik · 4:58 · Utvalt klipp
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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Get the song off iTunes :) (will be up shortly) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-held-hands-single/id424291063 Get a physical copy of my original EP "Dinner and a Movie" and a new shirt here: http://dftba.com/product/1202/Dinner-and-a-Movie-Bundle I'm going on tour this April - May with some other awesome YouTubers! Get tix! http://www.thedigitour.com Lyrics: This is a little song about getting some, ya know what I'm saying? If you don't.. then.... KICK IT I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm I called Father Anthony right after I was finished Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell if you really wanna know just give it a smell "Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth Dave I wish I was you!" High five! I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her "Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!" "Don't say that, she was sent from above!" She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove This ones dedicated to the girls That let us flop around on top of their hand If they're big or small weird looking or long This song goes out to youuu She was calling up her parents Doesn't matter held hands She might have been asleep Doesn't matter held hands She even had a boyfriend Doesn't matter held hands She didn't have a hand Still counts!!... "Wait that does not count mister" SOLO We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh... Awesome!!" A women let me put my hand in her hand We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world. ______________________________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ddays Website: http://www.davedays.com Get the song playing at the end (You've Been on My Mind) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dinner-and-a-movie/id410949144
Parodier · 3:41
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Sometimes when you cook swedishly, the food is destroyed. This is natural. Chop your food. Chop your friends. Chop the world. BECAUSE ITS GOOD FOR YOU! PRE-DINNER MAYO IS GOOD FOR YOU!! Haters: Hi! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/swedishmealtime Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RegularOrdinarySwedishMealTime Download our app: http://itunes.apple.com/se/app/swedish-meal-time/id415404517?mt=8 Until next time: lmao
WTF · 2:48
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Made this fun edit when steam was down for alot of swedish ppl :D but I cud still be on youtube to see a sick dgl with a sick ts recording ;D This is why he scream ^^ : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uNgzMCqoCA
LOL · 0:09
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ZombieLoveSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Atomic Beats http://bit.ly/hNh3v9 ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay. If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. And everybody will love you, and you can sing along to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song. So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Musik · 3:59
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Musik · 3:41
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Så skulle Facebook kunna se ut om det vore en fysisk bok.
Coolt · Okänd längd
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1. You request video 2. I make video 3. You click google add 4. I make more videos :)
Coolt · 2:23
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LOTR forgot a very simple option when they decided to destroy the ring. http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com
Tecknat · 2:00
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Steve returns to The Ellen DeGeneres Show with some explosive experiments. You won't believe your eyes when Steve makes a cloud in a bottle, makes a huge fireball and creates an explosion using liquid nitrogen and 4000 ping pong balls! About Steve Spangler Science... Steve Spangler is a celebrity teacher, science toy designer, speaker, author and an Emmy award-winning television personality. Spangler is probably best known for his Mentos and Diet Coke geyser experiment that went viral in 2005 and prompted more than 1,000 related YouTube videos. Spangler is the founder of www.SteveSpanglerScience.com, a Denver-based company specializing in the creation of science toys, classroom science demonstrations, teacher resources and home for Spangler's popular science experiment archive and video collection. Spangler is a frequent guest on the Ellen DeGeneres Show where he takes classroom science experiments to the extreme. Check out his pool filled with 2,500 boxes of cornstarch! Cool Science Toys - http://www.SteveSpanglerScience.com Sign up for the Experiment of the Week - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/experiment-of-the-week Watch Spangler's Science Videos - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/video/ Attend a Spangler Hands-on Science Workshop for Teachers - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/teacher_training/ Visit Spangler's YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/stevespanglerscience Join the conversation on Steve Spangler's blog - http://www.SteveSpangler.com Additional Information: On the education side, Spangler started his career as a science teacher in the Cherry Creek School district for 12 years. Today, Steve travels extensively training teachers in ways to make learning more engaging and fun. His hands-on science boot camps and summer institutes for teachers inspire and teach teachers how to prepare a new generation for an ever-changing work force. Over the last 15 years, he has also made more than 500 television appearances as an authority on hands-on science and inquiry-based learning. On the business side, Spangler is the founder and CEO of Steve Spangler Science, a Denver-based company specializing in the creation of educational toys and kits and hands-on science training services for teachers. The companys unique business strategies and viral creations have been featured in the Wall Street Journal, Inc. Magazine, Wired and TIME Magazine where online readers voted Steve Spangler #18 in the Top 100 Most Influential People of the Year for 2006 (what were they thinking?). You'll find more than 140 Spangler created products available online at SteveSpanglerScience.com and distributed to toy stores and mass-market retailers worldwide. Spangler joined NBC affiliate 9News in 2001 as the science education specialist. His weekly experiments and science segments are designed to teach viewers creative ways to make learning fun. His now famous Mentos Geyser experiment, turning 2-liter bottles of soda into erupting fountains, became an Internet sensation in September 2005 when thousands of people started posting their own Mentos explosions on YouTube.com. As founder of SteveSpanglerScience.com, Spangler and his design team have developed more than 140 educational toys and science-related products featured by mass-market retailers like Target, Wal-Mart, Toys R' Us, Discovery Channel Stores and over 1,400 independent specialty toy stores. His educational science catalog and on-line business offers more than a thousand science toys and unique learning resources. Recently, Spangler has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, Inc. Magazine, WIRED, the History Channel, Food Network and TIME Magazine where on-line readers voted Steve Spangler #18 in the Top 100 Most Influential People of the Year for 2006. His recent appearances on the Ellen DeGeneres Show have taught viewers how to blow up their food, shock their friends, create mountains of foam, play on a bed of nails, vanish in a cloud of smoke and how to turn 2,500 boxes of cornstarch and a garden hose into a swimming pool of fun.
Coolt · 6:59
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![Bild från "This is Me" Demi Lovato ft. Joe Jonas ♥ [with movie clips]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RwcrDqKrr_E/hqdefault.jpg)
OOOH MY JONAS! I love this song so much! (: I've added clips I've found so far from the movie. I wouldn't say they're spoilers but they are clips from the film so I warn you now, don't comment saying I've spoiled the movie for you cos you chose to click on it haha (; I can't wait for Camp Rock, even though it won't get released in the UK until after the summer, hopefully one of you lovely youtubers will upload it when it comes out! (: ENJOYYY ♥ Laura xo [Credit to Disney] #94 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #36 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music
Musik · 3:05
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Follow @jacehall on twitter! World of Warcraft. To download the song go to: www.jacehallshow.com/iplaywow Lyrics: Chorus- I Play WOW Cant nobody mess with me now Im on a quest with my guild getting wild Its my crowd, and Im proud, screw you, Im down, shut your mouth I Play WOW I Play WOW I Play WOW Turn it up say it loud I Play WOW I Play WOW I Play WOW Turn it up say it loud Verse 1 - Schools out works over take your face to Coffee Bean I gotta get to Azeroth, you Luddites aint stoppin me My equips legit, look me up in the armory Were at war stupid buster, theres no peace or harmony No one seems to get it, but thats alright My girl keeps whining, complaining and starting fights She wants to cuddle and watch movies in the candlelight But wednesdays thru fridays are strictly raid nights. When Im down or depressed, I go connect My real friends are online fightin to the death Moms bangin on my door come eat your eggs and bacon MOM YOURE MESSIN ME UP! YOURE LIKE LEROOOOYYY JENKINZ I call it straight dedication, you can call it crazy You talkin stuff man, why dont you come and play me? Im goin 22 hours, who you callin lazy? IM PWNIN NOOBS AT PVP AND MY LEVELS PAST 80!!! Verse 2 - You can say Im a fanatic or even addicted Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this? The world brings me down WOW makes me uplifted Every moment with guild is a moment I cherish, Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but Im no longer embarrassed Say Im socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage I dont live my life for money, fame or chasin your carrots An while people like to hate discriminate and be mean In my world we work together to defeat the Lich King Doesnt matter if your Black, white, ugly or fat EVERYONE BE KICKING BOODIE IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT!! Real life can be harsh and put me down, Tellin me I AINT NOTHING and Im on shaky ground But I dont hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud Im on top of the world cause, I..PLAY WOW!!! Verse 3 - Im down with the HORDE, Im a BLOOD ELF PALADIN ALLIANCE messin with me, the HUMANS are challengin When you cant understand me this is what I do, Tell you GET OFF OF MY CHANNEL!! GO LEARN YOUR CLASS NOOB! Or better yet go play ROCK BAND with that sad guitar And no I dont want to date your stupid AVATAR Im gettin busy clockin kills in every single way, My GUILDS LEGIT, come on man this aint FELICIA DAY And who thought thered come a time where the world would see Millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me Were all livin in a better alternate reality SPENDING ALL DAY DREAMING PVP STRATEGIES!!! Director - Carey Williams Director of Photography - Johnny Derango Producer - Jermaine Whitely Special Thanks - Floyd Mitchell
Spel · 4:16
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En annan rolig parodyn av shakira. den andra jag ladde upp var whenever. här kommer en annan rolig sak
Parodier · 1:42
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