LYRICS:
You probably thought this deer was alive,
And this coyote was alive,
and this pheasant was alive.
They're dead.
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere.
Period.
Look at that antelope driving a car!
Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.
Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
Nope! Chuck Testa.
There's a leopard feeding on an impala
Out on my deck.
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Did that rhino just order a drink?
Nope, Chuck Testa!
Chuck Testa,
Chuck Testa,
Nope, it's just Chuck Testa,
Chuck Testa
Nope
OH there's a bear in my bed!
Chuck Testa,
Nope, Nope,
Nope, Nope,
Chuck Testa -
AAAA, AAAA, AAAA,
AAAAAAAAAA!
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The list of dives:
The Gilardino: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W00d3yJKl4
The Ronaldo I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9zYbJCWRHk&feature=related (vs Lampard, after 0:20)
The Drogba: First one in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAATMG91KUU
The Ronaldo II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kX25WZQDY0
The Gerrard: The Champions League final-dive
The Ronaldo III: A general dive
The Pedersen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8p_CRR3Bk
The Fostervold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEt8apZZuj0 First one. Second is a goal celebration by "Mini" Jacobsen and John Carew
The Ronaldo IV: A hugely exaggurated parody, diving while taking an already awarded free kick
The Jo: Diving himself a penalty in his first match for Everton last season. Literally a dive!
The Rivaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA
The Drogba roll-in: Against Liverpool in the Champions League last season. Being "injured" outside the pitch, then rolls onto the pitch to stop the play for his serious "injury".
"I'm a disgrace" based on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1rwPCfcykA&feature=related
For a great list on dives in professional football, please visit this great site: http://www.vanmersbergen.com/schwalbe/index.html
The guy behind this project won't mind a bit of help to fill the holes of missing information or adding new dives to the list.
Thanks.
