
Hogwarts Hangover
Det var fest på hogwarts men vad hände egentligen?
Parodier · 1:47
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Det var fest på hogwarts men vad hände egentligen?
Parodier · 1:47
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Get the song off iTunes :) (will be up shortly) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-held-hands-single/id424291063 Get a physical copy of my original EP "Dinner and a Movie" and a new shirt here: http://dftba.com/product/1202/Dinner-and-a-Movie-Bundle I'm going on tour this April - May with some other awesome YouTubers! Get tix! http://www.thedigitour.com Lyrics: This is a little song about getting some, ya know what I'm saying? If you don't.. then.... KICK IT I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm I called Father Anthony right after I was finished Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell if you really wanna know just give it a smell "Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth Dave I wish I was you!" High five! I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her "Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!" "Don't say that, she was sent from above!" She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove This ones dedicated to the girls That let us flop around on top of their hand If they're big or small weird looking or long This song goes out to youuu She was calling up her parents Doesn't matter held hands She might have been asleep Doesn't matter held hands She even had a boyfriend Doesn't matter held hands She didn't have a hand Still counts!!... "Wait that does not count mister" SOLO We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh... Awesome!!" A women let me put my hand in her hand We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world. ______________________________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ddays Website: http://www.davedays.com Get the song playing at the end (You've Been on My Mind) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dinner-and-a-movie/id410949144
Parodier · 3:41
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RuffRiders 6 Trailer starring: Anders "Ankan" Olsson, Emil Olofsson, Kalle Johansson, Kortney Hungerford, Jerry Jonsson, Olle Olsson, Jens Andersson, Daniel Bodin, Fredrik "Frog" Berggren, Sebastian Isaksson, Micke Gullstrand, Anders Eriksson, Tomas Nordström, Cory Davis, LindbergBrothers, Hahlin, Justin Hoyer + many more.... www.zpirit.se www.ruffriders.se www.2jump.se www.rockstarenergy.se
Coolt · 2:06
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En person på ett bilevent får en chock när någon börjar drifta med hans bil.
Motor · 0:38 · Utvalt klipp
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Otroligt kul. Tim försöker äta frukost medans elektroniska impulser spänner hans arm! XD
LOL · 4:58
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vad som kan hända ... hehehe
LOL · 1:15
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johan glans gnäller på sverige
LOL · 1:00
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as cool kyckling!
Coolt · 1:50
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ZombieLoveSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Atomic Beats http://bit.ly/hNh3v9 ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay. If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. And everybody will love you, and you can sing along to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song. So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Musik · 3:59
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Musik · 3:41
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En söt hundvalp söker efter sin spegelbild. Han hittar den tyvärr inte förutom i spegeln.
Djur · 1:06
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Det är några som leker snöbollskrig och sen börjar den ena kasta stenar du får se vad som händer senare :P
LOL · 1:28
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Okej att han har mycket skydd, men det lär ju vara lagom farligt ändå ifall han skulle faila.
Sport · Okänd längd · Utvalt klipp
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Han har sålt saft, kakor & bullar.. men nu är det dags för äpplen!
Egeninspelat · 2:14
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En målvakt som visar upp vilken bollkänsla han har
Sport · 3:45 · Utvalt klipp
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Lillheffi / Jimnaz vardagsfilm
LOL · 4:55
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den här killen har action när han lagar mat. det bästa han vet är majonäs. denna gången går han och handlar
LOL · 3:29
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här är en kille som har action när an lagar mat. och det bästa han vet är majonäs
LOL · 3:19
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En liten pippi-fågel försöker ge sig på att härma borat, han lyckas nästan ;)
Coolt · 0:07
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Ica-Jerry brädar Dolph "Jag ska spöa honom" Ensemblen från Glada Hudik tar över Melodifestivalen i kväll.
Coolt · 1:59
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