
Hogwarts Hangover
Det var fest på hogwarts men vad hände egentligen?
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Det var fest på hogwarts men vad hände egentligen?
Parodier · 1:47
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Get the song off iTunes :) (will be up shortly) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-held-hands-single/id424291063 Get a physical copy of my original EP "Dinner and a Movie" and a new shirt here: http://dftba.com/product/1202/Dinner-and-a-Movie-Bundle I'm going on tour this April - May with some other awesome YouTubers! Get tix! http://www.thedigitour.com Lyrics: This is a little song about getting some, ya know what I'm saying? If you don't.. then.... KICK IT I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm I called Father Anthony right after I was finished Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell if you really wanna know just give it a smell "Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth Dave I wish I was you!" High five! I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her "Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!" "Don't say that, she was sent from above!" She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove This ones dedicated to the girls That let us flop around on top of their hand If they're big or small weird looking or long This song goes out to youuu She was calling up her parents Doesn't matter held hands She might have been asleep Doesn't matter held hands She even had a boyfriend Doesn't matter held hands She didn't have a hand Still counts!!... "Wait that does not count mister" SOLO We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh... Awesome!!" A women let me put my hand in her hand We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world. ______________________________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ddays Website: http://www.davedays.com Get the song playing at the end (You've Been on My Mind) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dinner-and-a-movie/id410949144
Parodier · 3:41
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ZombieLoveSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Atomic Beats http://bit.ly/hNh3v9 ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay. If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. And everybody will love you, and you can sing along to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song. So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Musik · 3:59
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Musik · 3:41
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Get a Fred Party Pack at http://bit.ly/FredStore including your chance to be in a Fred video, a special Fred T-shirt, Who's Ready to Party Album, It's Hackin' Christmas with Fred CD and Fred poster. Get the album on iTunes: http://bit.ly/fredalbum Fred's Mom has been busy working two jobs, so she finally lets Fred do their grocery shopping himself! Featuring The Annoying Orange! http://www.youtube.com/RealAnnoyingOrange Follow me on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/lucascruikshank http://www.twitter.com/fredfigglehorn
Coolt · 2:21
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Hahah, riktigt roligt.
Coolt · 6:20
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![Bild från Upplopp i Rosengård [NY]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8HaJwjHC4Uk/hqdefault.jpg)
Upplopp i Rosengård ...
WTF · 0:33
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Years ago director Michael Valentine attempted to make a film based on the animated series BATMAN BEYOND. Due to some difficulties the film was never finished. Each shot of film was in its testing phase for what was to be shot later. The films quality isnt great due to it having been filmed on video. Starring: Michael Valentine/Batman/Bruce Wayne Kellon Innocent/Blight
Coolt · 2:19
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Hi! In this clip Me and my friend have som fun with my Awesome ATV! :D Its filmed by a sony ericcson w715 and a samsung gt-s5230 so srry for the not best quality ;) Dont forget to watch the bloopers here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUAM99f0Co ;) Music: Been a long time - TV Rock Ft Rudy This is a video I made in "Windows Live Movie Maker" Plz rate, comment and subscribe! :D
Coolt · 4:23
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Här hjälps man åt minsann! En kvinna ringer till sin kille som är på en bar, men låtsas vara hemma och sjuk.
LOL · 1:00 · Utvalt klipp
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Lagom till jul kommer här en jullåt framförd av ölflaskor!
Coolt · 1:17 · Utvalt klipp
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Lagom till premiären av den senaste Harry Potter-filmen kommer här ett nytt Harry Potter spoof-klipp från PistolShrimps.
Parodier · 1:47 · Utvalt klipp
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This is a Detdu04 special edition movie. We have been working for 3 weeks in school with this shit! So please enjoy and all that crap. :D
Egeninspelat · 0:42
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charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal. sad to report that the black and white kitten (spike) died on 27th october from respiratory failure. thanks for all the kind messages. Due to the crass insensitivity of some of the posts, comments have been disabled
Djur · Okänd längd · Utvalt klipp
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Steve returns to The Ellen DeGeneres Show with some explosive experiments. You won't believe your eyes when Steve makes a cloud in a bottle, makes a huge fireball and creates an explosion using liquid nitrogen and 4000 ping pong balls! About Steve Spangler Science... Steve Spangler is a celebrity teacher, science toy designer, speaker, author and an Emmy award-winning television personality. Spangler is probably best known for his Mentos and Diet Coke geyser experiment that went viral in 2005 and prompted more than 1,000 related YouTube videos. Spangler is the founder of www.SteveSpanglerScience.com, a Denver-based company specializing in the creation of science toys, classroom science demonstrations, teacher resources and home for Spangler's popular science experiment archive and video collection. Spangler is a frequent guest on the Ellen DeGeneres Show where he takes classroom science experiments to the extreme. Check out his pool filled with 2,500 boxes of cornstarch! Cool Science Toys - http://www.SteveSpanglerScience.com Sign up for the Experiment of the Week - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/experiment-of-the-week Watch Spangler's Science Videos - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/video/ Attend a Spangler Hands-on Science Workshop for Teachers - http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/teacher_training/ Visit Spangler's YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/stevespanglerscience Join the conversation on Steve Spangler's blog - http://www.SteveSpangler.com Additional Information: On the education side, Spangler started his career as a science teacher in the Cherry Creek School district for 12 years. Today, Steve travels extensively training teachers in ways to make learning more engaging and fun. His hands-on science boot camps and summer institutes for teachers inspire and teach teachers how to prepare a new generation for an ever-changing work force. Over the last 15 years, he has also made more than 500 television appearances as an authority on hands-on science and inquiry-based learning. On the business side, Spangler is the founder and CEO of Steve Spangler Science, a Denver-based company specializing in the creation of educational toys and kits and hands-on science training services for teachers. The companys unique business strategies and viral creations have been featured in the Wall Street Journal, Inc. Magazine, Wired and TIME Magazine where online readers voted Steve Spangler #18 in the Top 100 Most Influential People of the Year for 2006 (what were they thinking?). You'll find more than 140 Spangler created products available online at SteveSpanglerScience.com and distributed to toy stores and mass-market retailers worldwide. Spangler joined NBC affiliate 9News in 2001 as the science education specialist. His weekly experiments and science segments are designed to teach viewers creative ways to make learning fun. His now famous Mentos Geyser experiment, turning 2-liter bottles of soda into erupting fountains, became an Internet sensation in September 2005 when thousands of people started posting their own Mentos explosions on YouTube.com. As founder of SteveSpanglerScience.com, Spangler and his design team have developed more than 140 educational toys and science-related products featured by mass-market retailers like Target, Wal-Mart, Toys R' Us, Discovery Channel Stores and over 1,400 independent specialty toy stores. His educational science catalog and on-line business offers more than a thousand science toys and unique learning resources. Recently, Spangler has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, Inc. Magazine, WIRED, the History Channel, Food Network and TIME Magazine where on-line readers voted Steve Spangler #18 in the Top 100 Most Influential People of the Year for 2006. His recent appearances on the Ellen DeGeneres Show have taught viewers how to blow up their food, shock their friends, create mountains of foam, play on a bed of nails, vanish in a cloud of smoke and how to turn 2,500 boxes of cornstarch and a garden hose into a swimming pool of fun.
Coolt · 6:59
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Öl och golf är väl kanske inte det bästa blandningen?
WTF · 0:26 · Utvalt klipp
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Här är en man med talang för att öppna ölflaskor. Han öppnar 200 ölflaskor på 1 min och 20 sekunder.
Coolt · 2:04
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Att kasta frisbee kan vara en trevlig sysselsättning på sommaren. För dig som vill bli bättre och få inspiration, här har du det!
Sport · 3:45 · Utvalt klipp
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En ölreklam ganska så rolig överraskning mot slutet.
Reklam · 1:01 · Utvalt klipp
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En bild och en ton varje 30 sekund.
Musik · 1:30 · Utvalt klipp
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