
The Office -The Best Quote Ever!
I wish there was a way to know that you're in "The Good Old days" before you've actually left them..
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I wish there was a way to know that you're in "The Good Old days" before you've actually left them..
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Rider hits cyclists coming out of a turn on Mulholland Hwy. Cyclists didn't appear to have serious injuries. Note about cyclists and riders co-existing on this famous 2 mile stretch of road. Even though bicycles are up here in increasing numbers, this is the first time a bicycle has been hit by a motorcycle In the four years I've been up here. Motorcycle riders of all skill levels come up here to ride. The rider was not speeding & riding fine until he hit his foot and stood the bike up causing the bike to go wide. He then target fixated on the cyclist. . Here is a similar crash - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGAXsv2SL0c There are many more just like it. It is a very common type of crash on this turn. Just usually no one is there and the rider falls alone. It is very unfortunate, and a rare case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. We wish the cyclists a speedy recovery. Great Link for Riders - Why Do We Panic in a Turn - http://www.svrider.com/forum/showthread.php?t=187025 Update on Cyclist from Comments -" This was my friend visiting from England who was struck first. (I was further back on the hill when the accident happened and am one of the guys who comes in the picture to his assistance). He's doing ok today, was discharged from the hospital yesterday with no broken bones. Miraculously.." Google Maps Link - http://goo.gl/9X09c
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Bilarna går förbi i 200mph.. swish!
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The first single from Amaranthe's self-titled debut album. The album will be released 13.4.2011. Director: Patric Ullaeus www.revolver.se © Spinefarm 2011
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Ipsen also called Skånes alcoholic viking is making his debut in drinking. The videos has been put together with several clips when he is challenged by his friends. If you like this, go to our Facebook fanpage and like and add a challange: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ipsen-The-Alcholic-Viking/293229417387171 We don't own the music made by Nightwish - End of all hope
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Sexy and i know it - Parody version
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I am such a huge Phantom fan. Andrew Lloyd Webber is a genius! This is my attempt at paying tribute to such a great piece of musical history!
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They're at it again in 2010. Happy Holidays from me and the animals of YouTube. Best wishes for 2011. Be a fan on facebook: http://facebook.com/klaatu42 Follow on twitter: http://twitter.com/klaatu42 Big thanks to EVERYONE who submitted videos of their pets. I wish I could have used them all!
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The King of Wishful Thinking by Go West Meets Metal
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Storleken spelar ingen roll, den här killen kan åka.
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Wish I Had a Portal Gun song
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Music video by Avril Lavigne performing Wish You Were Here.
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Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 44 (Funny Halo Bloopers and Screw-Ups!)
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Support my music by buying the MP3 on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/vampire-bride-single/id363498391 My first attempt to make a traditional music video. Most likely my last one as well. :P It's fun trying new things though, I hope you can respect that. Hope you'll enjoy! Tabs: http://freddegredde.com/01/vampire-bride/ Drummer's band: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheIncredibleJOLLY Actress Therese Landh: http://www.youtube.com/user/Charmtroll Lyrics by Audrianna Cole: http://www.youtube.com/user/AudriannaCole Do I share my secret? reveal the darkness I hold? Bare my damnation for my lover to behold Would it frighten her away? Would her love decay? If I let loose the monster within? I long to taste her sweetness to drink from her beating heart The lust for her essence it is tearing me apart Every day my hunger grows with a sickening speed I wish you would be my Vampire bride! Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine My black heart's divided paradoxical duality On one hand my blood thirst the other one your sensuality I would damn you eternally by making you my ally But I need you my Vampire bride! Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine My humanity is lost Is it worth the cost? when I let loose my demon within! She says that she loves me yet she doesn't know the fiend inside of me My kiss bears a gift of eternal damnation yet she is my heart's only salvation Vampire bride.. Forever we'll be tied Vampire bride.. I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Always by my side Vampire bride! I want you to be mine Vampire bride! Aaaaaaaaaah Vampire bride! My eternal Valentine
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Den mest populära covern på denna låt. Imponerande, bättre än originalet
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Underbar låt
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Get the song off iTunes :) (will be up shortly) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-held-hands-single/id424291063 Get a physical copy of my original EP "Dinner and a Movie" and a new shirt here: http://dftba.com/product/1202/Dinner-and-a-Movie-Bundle I'm going on tour this April - May with some other awesome YouTubers! Get tix! http://www.thedigitour.com Lyrics: This is a little song about getting some, ya know what I'm saying? If you don't.. then.... KICK IT I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm I called Father Anthony right after I was finished Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell if you really wanna know just give it a smell "Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth Dave I wish I was you!" High five! I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her "Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!" "Don't say that, she was sent from above!" She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove This ones dedicated to the girls That let us flop around on top of their hand If they're big or small weird looking or long This song goes out to youuu She was calling up her parents Doesn't matter held hands She might have been asleep Doesn't matter held hands She even had a boyfriend Doesn't matter held hands She didn't have a hand Still counts!!... "Wait that does not count mister" SOLO We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh... Awesome!!" A women let me put my hand in her hand We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world. ______________________________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ddays Website: http://www.davedays.com Get the song playing at the end (You've Been on My Mind) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dinner-and-a-movie/id410949144
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ZombieLoveSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Atomic Beats http://bit.ly/hNh3v9 ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay. If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. And everybody will love you, and you can sing along to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song. So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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Interpret: Blood Stain Child Album: Mozaiq I can see You Can see We can see the falling fighting. Fall In this developing Metropolice Fall Thats All digitalized. We forget having stepped on the Earth with the shank's mare. We soak in paradise of the Delight. Politics and economy are all genetic structure. I can see You Can see We can see the falling fighting. Fall Imagine it. What do you wish in that? We are not of machine and iron. We have an ego and the will. In the world where everything is made automation our existance will disappear for long Say Fly Stay Soul We are denied to what oneself..... I can see You can see We can see the falling fighting.
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