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Cameraman lucky pilot could pull down the roof
Motor · 0:16
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Please like this BrickFace video! This was our submission for filmriot's Monday Challenge: Explosion! Don't think we could be part of it since we removed our channel... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/brickfacestudios Twitter: http://twitter.com/BrickFaceStudio
Coolt · 0:31
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Get the song on itunes! http://bit.ly/SWING_MY_SWORD_by_Toby TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) http://tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Fans! http://facebook.com/tobyturnerfans Daily Vlogs: http://youtube.com/tobyturner TobyGames! http://bit.ly/TobyGames Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! http://bit.ly/tobyposter (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! http://twitter.com/tobyturner Dailybooth! http://dailybooth.com/tobuscus I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOURS) Here's the original video where I made the song up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPy7mb0AXjU Lyrics: Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin' diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus Music by Terabrite http://www.youtube.com/terabrite Animation by GonzoSSM http://www.youtube.com/gonzossm Tags: minecraft can swing my sword diamond tobygames tobuscus toby turner game gaming notch music song "i can swing my sword" "diamond sword"
LOL · 600:48
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U-11 FOOTBALL TALENT from Hammarby IF scores 4 goal in the final in the worlds biggest youth cup! B11: KFV Segeberg 1 (GER) -- IF FF Hammarby 1 (SWE) 2-4 (1-2) Segeberg is one of the most scoring teams in Gothia Cup with 63 goals in 7 games. They played Markham School, from Peru, in the semifinal and made an extraordinary comeback turning 0-3 to 4-3 in the last seven minutes of the game. Hammarby also scores many goals and has made 48 goals in 8 games. They beat Helsingborg with 3-2 in the semifinal where the last minutes of the game were a thriller after a late reducing but the equalizer didn't come. The first half started in a high tempo were the offensive spirit shone through. Both teams had opportunities but neither managed to score. Hammarby got the initiative but it was Segeberg who scored the first goal after a counter attack. Jann-Fiete Arp showed individual skill before he finished by the far post. Short after Hammarby replied and equalized when Sinatra Antwi scored through the bar. Antwi showed that he got the taste for goal and made his second after a great reception that got past the defender and could finish by the post. An even half with some advantage from Hammarby ended 2-1. In the second half Segeberg started best and after seven minutes Jann-Fiete Arp equalized with a repeat of his first goal. Segeberg then continued to be the better team but Hammarby came back and could retake the lead in the 38th minute, once again by Sinatra Antwi. Segeberg tried to push forward but Hammarby's defence played well and with only two minutes left Sinatra Antwi scored his fourth goal after a beautiful pass from William Granberg n the right flank. It was an even match between two skilled teams but Hammarby, through Sinatra Antwi, was more clinical. Goalscorers: 1-0: Jann-Fiete Arp, #23 1-1: Sinatra Antwi, #22 1-2: Sinatra Antwi, #22 2-2: Jann-Fiete Arp, #23 2-3: Sinatra Antwi, #22 2-4: Sinatra Antwi, #22 Most valueable player: Sinatra Antwi, #22
Sport · 3:58
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![Bild från Green Day - Jesus Of Suburbia (Short Version) [Official Music Video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FNKPYhXmzoE/hqdefault.jpg)
© 2011 WMG "Jesus Of Suburbia" by Green Day from 'American Idiot,' available now. Directed by Samuel Bayer. Featuring Lou Taylor Pucci, Kelli Garner & Deborah Kara Unger. Download on Itunes: http://wbr.fm/itungd Download on Amazon: http://wbr.fm/amazgd Links: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GreenDay Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/GreenDay Website: http://www.greenday.com/ "Jesus Of Suburbia" Lyrics: [Part 1] I'm the son of rage and love The Jesus of Suburbia From the bible of none of the above On a steady diet of Soda pop and Ritalin No one ever died for my sins in hell As far as I can tell At least the ones I got away with And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me Get my television fixed Sitting on my crucifix The living room or my private womb While the Moms and Brads are away To fall in love and fall in debt To alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane To keep me insane, Doing someone else's cocaine And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me [Part 2: City Of The Damned] At the center of the Earth In the parking lot Of the 7-11 where I was taught The motto was just a lie It says home is where your heart is But what a shame Cause everyone's heart Doesn't beat the same It's beating out of time City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to care I read the graffiti In the bathroom stall Like the holy scriptures of the shopping mall And so it seemed to confess It didn't say much But it only confirmed that The center of the earth Is the end of the world And I could really care less City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to care [Part 3: I Don't Care] I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't care [X4] I don't care Everyone is so full of shit Born and raised by hypocrites Hearts recycled but never saved From the cradle always to the grave We are the kids of war and peace From Anaheim to the middle east We are the stories and disciples Of the Jesus of suburbia Land of make believe And that don't believe in me Land of make believe And I don't believe And I don't care! I don't care! [x4] [Part 4: Dearly Beloved] Dearly beloved are you listening? I can't remember a word that you were saying Are we demented or am I disturbed? The space that's in between insane and insecure Oh, therapy, can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed Nobody's perfect and I stand accused For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse [Part 5: Tales Of Another Broken Home] To live and not to breathe Is to die In tragedy To run, to run away To find what you believe And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies I lost my faith to this This town that don't exist So I run I run away To the light of masochist And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies And I walked this line A million and one fucking times But not this time I don't feel any shame I won't apologize When there ain't nowhere you can go Running away from pain When you've been victimized Tales from another broken home You're leaving... You're leaving... You're leaving... Ah you're leaving home...
Musik · 9:06
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![Bild från Fun.: We Are Young ft. Janelle Monáe [OFFICIAL VIDEO]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sv6dMFF_yts/maxresdefault.jpg)
Download the album now on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/somenights © 2012 WMG. Fun.'s music video for 'We Are Young' featuring Janelle Monáe from the full-length album, Some Nights - available now on Fueled By Ramen. Visit http://ournameisfun.com for more! directed by Marc Klasfeld LYRICS Give me a second I, I need to get my story straight My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State My lover she's waiting for me just across the bar My seat's been taken by some sunglasses asking bout a scar, and I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget But between the drinks and subtle things The holes in my apologies, you know I'm trying hard to take it back So if by the time the bar closes And you feel like falling down I'll carry you home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Now I know that I'm not All that you got I guess that I, I just thought Maybe we could find new ways to fall apart But our friends are back So let's raise a glass 'Cause I found someone to carry me home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Carry me home tonight Just carry me home tonight Carry me home tonight Just carry me home tonight The moon is on my side I have no reason to run So will someone come and carry me home tonight The angels never arrived But I can hear the choir So will someone come and carry me home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun So if by the time the bar closes And you feel like falling down I'll carry you home tonight
Musik · 4:13
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Almost every popsong that is created in todays music business has two intentions: Make money and make the music creators and the ones that plays the music bigger and more famous. Therefore they use a chord progression which all of us already heard since we were babies. The I-V-vi-IV progression is used in so many songs that I guess no one can count them all... Of course there can be som minor or major changes with the chords but the sound is practically the same. This was recorded in Melbourne 2009 on a Comedy Festival. The chords used are: E B C# A Just to clarify that The Australian Jack Black is Here! Songs Included are : Don't Stop Beliving - Journey 0:52 You're Beautiful - James Blunt 1:01 Forever Young - Alphaville 1:10 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz 1:17 Happy Ending - Mika 1:26 Amazing - Alex Lloyd 1:35 Wherever You Will Go - The Calling 1:42 Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John 1:50 She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 1:57 Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight 2:05 With Or Without You - U2 2:12 Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House 2:20 Pretty Enough? - Kasey Chambers 2:30 Let It Be - The Beatles 2:39 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 2:43 The Horses - Darryl Braithwaite 2:48 No Waman No Cry - Bob Marley & The Wailers 2:55 Sex And Candy - Marcy Playground 2:57 Down Under - Men At Work 2:59 Banjo Patterson's Waltzing Matilda 3:02 Take On Me - A-ha 3:06 When I Come Around - Green Day 3:09 Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry 3:22 Africa - Toto 3:23 If I Were A Boy - Beyoncé 3:30 Self Esteem - The Offspring 3:31 You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offsprings 3:38 U + Ur Hand - P!nk 3:46 Pokerface - Lady Gaga 3:54 Barbie Girl - Aqua 3:59 You Found Me - The Fray 4:01 Don't Trust Me - 30h!3 4:09 Kids - MGMT 4:16 Canvas Bags - Tim Manchin 4:23 Torn - Natalie Imbruglia 4:33 Superman - Five For Fighting 4:49 Birdplane - Axis Of Awesome 4:53 Scar - Missy Higgings 5:06 Thats All It Takes To Be A Star - Axis Of Awesome 5:20 Lyrics: My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that i'm sure Forever young, I wanna be forever young I wont hesitate no more, no more it can not wait, i'm yours This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, no love no hope no glory, no happy ending Cause you were amazing, and we did amazing If i could, then I would, I'd go where ever you will go And can you feel the love tonight And she will be loved, yes, she will be loved Pictures of you, pictures of me, hung up on your wall, for the world to see Cause I can't live, with or without you Whenever I fall, at your feet, you let your tense Am I not pretty enough, is my heart to bro... Double time? Double time! When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner that's the way it's gonna be little darling (be little darling) we'll go riding on the horses yeaha No woman no cry Mama this surely is a dream I come from a land down under Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Take on me (when I come around) take me on (when I come around) I'll be gone, in a minute or two Save tonight It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Fight the break of dawn come tomorrow There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do If I were a boy I know she's playing with me I think I would understand Well that's okey cause I got no self esteem With a thousand lies and a good disguise hit 'em right between the eyes hit 'em right between the eyes Cause I'm not here for your entertainment you don't really wanna mess with me tonight Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face Come on Barbie let's go party Lost and insecure you found me, you found me She wants to touch me woho, she wants to love me woho, she'll never leave me woho, wohohoho Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from it Take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags to the supermarket, take your canvas bags Nothing's right i'm torn I'm all out of faith this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real I'm wide awake and I can see I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane, I'm a birdplane, a motherfucking birdplane And doesn't that sound familiar doesn't that hit too close to home doesn't that make you shiver the way that things have gone And doesn't it seem peculiar when everyone wants a little more so that I do remember to never go this far That's all it takes to be a star!!!!!!
Coolt · 5:31
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They're at it again in 2010. Happy Holidays from me and the animals of YouTube. Best wishes for 2011. Be a fan on facebook: http://facebook.com/klaatu42 Follow on twitter: http://twitter.com/klaatu42 Big thanks to EVERYONE who submitted videos of their pets. I wish I could have used them all!
Djur · 3:16
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There are many ways Resident Evil could have ended. This way just makes a lot more sense.
Parodier · 3:51 · Utvalt klipp
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Friends - listen to your heartbeat - ESC Sweden 2001. I wanna know What you feel inside Is something wrong Why did you leave last night Is it all just a game Oh, tell me why we can't be lovers I do believe In the two of us That you and me We are the only ones And we were meant to be true So, tell me why we can't be lovers How could I be such a fool I thought I already knew it all, but I know I was totally wrong CHORUS : Listen to your hearbeat It will take you higher Follow your emotions I know you'll get stronger Listen to your heartbeat Your feeling will guide you Hold on to devotion I know it's inside you How will I know If you're fooling me Maybe I'm wrong But it seems, to be like it's all just a game And I just want us to be lovers We had it all in our hands Just like those all happy ends I still don't know why But we lost it somehow CHORUS One more chance to make a try Nothing left to do for you and I CHORUS Listen to your heartbeat
Coolt · 3:16
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So close, he could almost taste it!
Olyckor · 0:13 · Utvalt klipp
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![Bild från Keep Feeding [League of Legends Parody]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MaR0frKc4a0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Lyrics written by PlayerPOV http://youtube.com/playerpov Vocals and audio mixing by Ember Isolte http://youtube.com/emberisolte Parody of: "Bleeding love" by Leona Lewis Summoner Name: Isolte DOWNLOAD: http://www.purevolume.com/Isolte/albums/LoLLoL (The mp3 is provided for your LISTENING pleasure. All "re-uploads" will be flagged and reported. Respect the artists and let them get their views, comments, likes, faves, etc. We don't get paid to do this shit, ppl. Our payoff is our comments, so please... RESPECT THE ARTISTS! DON'T RE-UPLOAD!) SUBSCRIBE TO http://youtube.com/playerpov for random game commentary and nonsense! XD So, I apologize ahead of time to those of you who were expecting a WoW parody! Don't worry though! I'm not leaving WoW for LoL... lol. I haven't even played a single game of League of Legends at the time I post this video (yet)... but that will change soon since I know way too many people who play it. That and the fact that it's free is like: why not? XD This one is for the LoLers! ------------------------------------------------------------ For more of Ember's WoW Parodies: http://youtube.com/emberisolte Follow Ember on Twitter: http://twitter.com/emberisolte Like Ember on Facebook! http://facebook.com/GirlsDoPlayWoW ------------------------------------------------------------- ----LYRICS---- Just went top lane. I didn't mean to die. I'm going insane cuz it was all from Ryze. They're kicking my ass. Before you know it you're ragin' But Shacos ganking for the very first time with Yi. My face melted to the ground. Here comes my team. And everyone's lookin 'round, thinking I'm going AD. But I don't care if we win! I'll stop feeding you! The screen starts to go dim. Our Nocturne's gankin' too. My scores lower then our Twitch cuz I keep on dying. You cut me open and I Keep Feeding, keep, keep feeding in LoL I keep feeding, I keep, keep feeding in LoL Keep feeding, keep, keep feeding in LoL You cut me open.. Trying hard to survive but they nuke so much. About to get turret dived. I've really lost my touch. Yet I know that the goal is to keep me from farming. Cataclysm! Now I'm stuck. Couldn't pick up my pace. And in this world of Demacians I see an ace. Yet everyone around me thinks that I'm just a baddie Save me! Save me! But I don't care what you say. I'm in LoL with you. You say I suck and I'm gay. I know Im not a noob. My scores lower then our Twitch cuz I keep on dying. [Chorus] Now Fiddles draining my HP. No, I swore I would stop feeding. I'll be stuck with this score for everyone to see. I don't care if he spins. I won't let him win too. His Judgement tears through my limbs. I'm silenced by his Q My scores lower then our Twitch cuz I keep on dying. (Chorus x2) You cut me open and I, Keep Feeding, keep, keep feeding in LoL
Musik · 4:06
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![Bild från League of Legends PARODY - "Lanin' Solo" by Isolte, Cody [Songs of the Summoned 2]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tvjNtM1e0EE/maxresdefault.jpg)
Like us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/PlayerPOV Ember Isolte: http://youtube.com/Emberisolte Official NA LoL thread: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=12568727 I just want to make clear that this all created by us. INCLUDING the instrumental. Download: (Right click, Save Video As) http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13429534/Lanin%27%20Solo%20-%20Isolte%2C%20Cody.mp3 Lyrics: I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo Yeah I'm laning mid tonight Finally play Carry and it feels so Right, oh Now I'm runnin' Ashe ignite Putting on my Q, and I'm gonna kite, oh You need a leash on blue Solo is how I queue, yeah and since I got tenacity I'm movin' 'round now that I'm free, yeah Told me we can push together now we're pushin' mid together, yeah When I build defense it's better Then I don't drop like a feather We got MIAs, that I didn't call out They're movin' bot I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed your turrets gone I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo Now I'm creepin' how I should got my score higher, who knew I could Start playing misfortune good Back in the game, just farm the woods I died, lemme check my ping Lagging so much, what a stupid thing Oh, oh yeah Lag, Lag, Lag, Lag Told me we can push together now we're pushin' mid together, yeah When I build defense it's better Then I don't drop like a feather We got MIAs, that I didn't call out They're movin' bot I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed your turrets gone I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo Solo, I'm laning solo Yeah It's like S-O-L-O S-O-L-O S-O-L-O Wards up in the bush, they can't gank no more I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied I'm solo, I'm laning solo I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Parodier · 3:00
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/HeyMrBurns **NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you're hearing is Pachelbel's Canon in D. It's commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? :) Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party ***LYRICS*** Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style. All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
Coolt · 3:55
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/ClubVillain Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Produced by Mavrick http://bit.ly/ebiM30 ********LYRICS********* It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure, And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door. He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon. That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' In the dance club partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks. And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula. The two were making out and touching tentacles. Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound. They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. And Megatron, he was getting it on. He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go! I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom. Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay. Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka. Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer. I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her. Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay. I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Musik · 4:12
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Get the song off iTunes :) (will be up shortly) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-held-hands-single/id424291063 Get a physical copy of my original EP "Dinner and a Movie" and a new shirt here: http://dftba.com/product/1202/Dinner-and-a-Movie-Bundle I'm going on tour this April - May with some other awesome YouTubers! Get tix! http://www.thedigitour.com Lyrics: This is a little song about getting some, ya know what I'm saying? If you don't.. then.... KICK IT I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm I called Father Anthony right after I was finished Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell if you really wanna know just give it a smell "Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth Dave I wish I was you!" High five! I just held hands and it felt so good A women let me put my hand in her hand I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her "Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!" "Don't say that, she was sent from above!" She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove This ones dedicated to the girls That let us flop around on top of their hand If they're big or small weird looking or long This song goes out to youuu She was calling up her parents Doesn't matter held hands She might have been asleep Doesn't matter held hands She even had a boyfriend Doesn't matter held hands She didn't have a hand Still counts!!... "Wait that does not count mister" SOLO We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh... Awesome!!" A women let me put my hand in her hand We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best I'm gonna tell the world. ______________________________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ddays Website: http://www.davedays.com Get the song playing at the end (You've Been on My Mind) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dinner-and-a-movie/id410949144
Parodier · 3:41
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DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Musik · 3:41
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Men's Liberation Front, for whipped men everywhere. Together we can make a difference!
Parodier · 0:45
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Hahah, riktigt roligt.
Coolt · 6:20
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