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Car Tech: James Bond would never drive this Aston Martin Vantage

James bond skulle aldrig köra den

Motor · 7:23 · Utvalt klipp
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I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOUR VERSION)

Get the song on itunes! http://bit.ly/SWING_MY_SWORD_by_Toby TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) http://tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Fans! http://facebook.com/tobyturnerfans Daily Vlogs: http://youtube.com/tobyturner TobyGames! http://bit.ly/TobyGames Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! http://bit.ly/tobyposter (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! http://twitter.com/tobyturner Dailybooth! http://dailybooth.com/tobuscus I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOURS) Here's the original video where I made the song up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPy7mb0AXjU Lyrics: Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin' diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus Music by Terabrite http://www.youtube.com/terabrite Animation by GonzoSSM http://www.youtube.com/gonzossm Tags: minecraft can swing my sword diamond tobygames tobuscus toby turner game gaming notch music song "i can swing my sword" "diamond sword"

Car Tech: James Bond would never drive this Aston Martin Vantage

James bond skulle aldrig köra den

Motor · 7:23 · Utvalt klipp
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I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOUR VERSION)

kate perry i kissed a girl (lyrics)

THESE ARE THE LYRICSS woooooooooooooooooooooooo This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what, I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game Just human nature, It's not what, Good girls do Not how they should behave My head gets so confused Hard to obey I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it, Us girls we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist so touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it

Musik · 3:11
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Green Day - Jesus Of Suburbia (Short Version) [Official Music Video]

© 2011 WMG "Jesus Of Suburbia" by Green Day from 'American Idiot,' available now. Directed by Samuel Bayer. Featuring Lou Taylor Pucci, Kelli Garner & Deborah Kara Unger. Download on Itunes: http://wbr.fm/itungd Download on Amazon: http://wbr.fm/amazgd Links: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GreenDay Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/GreenDay Website: http://www.greenday.com/ "Jesus Of Suburbia" Lyrics: [Part 1] I'm the son of rage and love The Jesus of Suburbia From the bible of none of the above On a steady diet of Soda pop and Ritalin No one ever died for my sins in hell As far as I can tell At least the ones I got away with And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me Get my television fixed Sitting on my crucifix The living room or my private womb While the Moms and Brads are away To fall in love and fall in debt To alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane To keep me insane, Doing someone else's cocaine And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me [Part 2: City Of The Damned] At the center of the Earth In the parking lot Of the 7-11 where I was taught The motto was just a lie It says home is where your heart is But what a shame Cause everyone's heart Doesn't beat the same It's beating out of time City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to care I read the graffiti In the bathroom stall Like the holy scriptures of the shopping mall And so it seemed to confess It didn't say much But it only confirmed that The center of the earth Is the end of the world And I could really care less City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to care [Part 3: I Don't Care] I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't care [X4] I don't care Everyone is so full of shit Born and raised by hypocrites Hearts recycled but never saved From the cradle always to the grave We are the kids of war and peace From Anaheim to the middle east We are the stories and disciples Of the Jesus of suburbia Land of make believe And that don't believe in me Land of make believe And I don't believe And I don't care! I don't care! [x4] [Part 4: Dearly Beloved] Dearly beloved are you listening? I can't remember a word that you were saying Are we demented or am I disturbed? The space that's in between insane and insecure Oh, therapy, can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed Nobody's perfect and I stand accused For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse [Part 5: Tales Of Another Broken Home] To live and not to breathe Is to die In tragedy To run, to run away To find what you believe And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies I lost my faith to this This town that don't exist So I run I run away To the light of masochist And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies And I walked this line A million and one fucking times But not this time I don't feel any shame I won't apologize When there ain't nowhere you can go Running away from pain When you've been victimized Tales from another broken home You're leaving... You're leaving... You're leaving... Ah you're leaving home...

Musik · 9:06
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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends [Official Music Video]

© 2011 WMG "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day from 'American Idiot,' available now. Directed by Samuel Bayer Featuring Jamie Bell & Evan Rachel Wood. Download on Itunes: Download on Amazon: Links: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GreenDay Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/GreenDay Website: http://www.greenday.com/ "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Lyrics: Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last wake me up when September ends like my father's come to pass seven years has gone so fast wake me up when September ends here comes the rain again falling from the stars drenched in my pain again becoming who we are as my memory rests but never forgets what I lost wake me up when September ends summer has come and passed the innocent can never last wake me up when September ends ring out the bells again like we did when spring began wake me up when September ends here comes the rain again falling from the stars drenched in my pain again becoming who we are as my memory rests but never forgets what I lost wake me up when September ends Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last wake me up when September ends like my father's come to pass twenty years has gone so fast wake me up when September ends wake me up when September ends wake me up when September ends

Musik · 7:13
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Fun.: We Are Young ft. Janelle Monáe [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Download the album now on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/somenights © 2012 WMG. Fun.'s music video for 'We Are Young' featuring Janelle Monáe from the full-length album, Some Nights - available now on Fueled By Ramen. Visit http://ournameisfun.com for more! directed by Marc Klasfeld LYRICS Give me a second I, I need to get my story straight My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State My lover she's waiting for me just across the bar My seat's been taken by some sunglasses asking bout a scar, and I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget But between the drinks and subtle things The holes in my apologies, you know I'm trying hard to take it back So if by the time the bar closes And you feel like falling down I'll carry you home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Now I know that I'm not All that you got I guess that I, I just thought Maybe we could find new ways to fall apart But our friends are back So let's raise a glass 'Cause I found someone to carry me home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Carry me home tonight Just carry me home tonight Carry me home tonight Just carry me home tonight The moon is on my side I have no reason to run So will someone come and carry me home tonight The angels never arrived But I can hear the choir So will someone come and carry me home Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun So if by the time the bar closes And you feel like falling down I'll carry you home tonight

Musik · 4:13
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Divine World ∫ Rsps ∫ Perfect For Pkers/Skillers/Pvmers

Website: www.divineworld.smfnew.com (will be buying a domain soon) Webclient: http://www.divineworld.smfnew.com/index.php?page=webclient Download: dl.dropbox.com/u/53909731/DivineWorldV2.jar Server Description: Suitable for pkers, skillers, and pvmers. Skillers that max out are awarded comp cape and other rewards. Ignore this: Runescape Private Server, Rsps, Duping, Divine World, Dw, #1 server range of ish ishybadboy kenste,sparc mac,darker manz,i kasoy i,wtfelvemage,r0o0o0o0o0ofl4g3z! bs bh pking bounty hunter pking bountyhunter bs bh upload videos p hat purple hat clan purple hats bh clans di rs elvemage kids ranqesoz owned defil3d elf mage pka i ayzee i joshinator48 eazy e369rs rs i ayzee i wildy owns1 spanjol 91rs elvewatfordprivate server pking duping stufpking p2p f2p member bh bounty hunter team cape rs range of ish pk vid 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 20 21 22 23 magic mage str strength ranging range magic hp hitpoints josh rs max andrew goner rune wildyowns1 tupac ignore this rs dis songs music rock rap hiphop bs bh bounty hunter pking bh pking wild gone wildy gone never coming back dueling vidrange of ish dueling vid i vmser i i ayzee i defil3d kids ranqe elvemage i kasoy i fuzzy002005 zezima uloveme the old nite 45 46 comments subsribe coventry uk england msn usa amercia pk vid bounty hunter range of ish pk vid 13 bounty hunter pking vid rs p2p magic f2p p2p zezima kdis ranqe soz owned ishybadboy ishybadboy range of ish dark bow bh bs not bounty hunter rs 1 def defence 1 bloodhoun34 bloodhoun party hat scam hacks bounty hunter pk pked member dds spec armadyl godsword bandos godsword pk ice barrage ancient magepure medium low high crater ags bgs sgs zgs special vengeance pking with ags ags pked dchain dbow taste vengeance lunar ice bs bh pking bounty hunter pking bountyhunter bs bh rs upload videos p hat purple hat clan purple hats bh clans di rs elvemage kids ranqesoz owned defil3d elf mage pka i ayzee i joshinator48 eazy e369 rs rs i ayzee i wildy owns1 spanjol 91 rs elvewatfordrange of ish dueling vid i vmser i i ayzee i defil3d kids ranqe elvemage i kasoy i fuzzy002005 zezima uloveme the old nite 45 46 passed away died cancer views comments subsribe coventry uk england msn usa amercia pk vid bounty hunter range of ish pk vid 13 bounty hunter pking vid rs p2p magic f2p p2p zezima kdis ranqe soz owned ishybadboy ishybadboy range of ish dark bow bh bs not bounty hunter rs 1 def defence 1 bloodhoun34 bloodhoun rif tiny pupet elvemage elvemage elvemage pk vid 1 Nercychlidae elvemage Elvewatford on youtube is elvemage and his name Wolfex16!KIDS RANQE PURPLE 0WNZ ZEZIMA N0VALYFE PHAT LURE OWNAGE WILDY WILDERNESS ELVEMAGE ELVEMAGE PKING RUN3 4RR0WPK OWNAGE MAIKEL PRO I MAHATMA I EVO BLOODHOUN34 KIDS RANQE KRAZYFAKEN PKER PKING INTIATE PURE 99 STR MAGE RANGE OBBY MAUL WICKED MAUL FIRE CAPE P00NAGE I KASOY I ELF MAGE PKA OBBY MAUL MAULER EDGEVILLE POONAGEkids ranqe elvemage purple 0wnz bloodhoun34 pking wild pker ownage zezima phat lure KIDS RANQE PURPLE 0WNZ ZEZIMA N0VALYFE PHAT LURE OWNAGE WILDY WILDERNESS ELVEMAGE ELVEMAGE PKING RUN3 4RR0WPK OWNAGE MAIKEL PRO I MAHATMA I EVO BLOODHOUN34 KIDS RANQE KRAZYFAKEN PKER PKING INTIATE PURE OWNAGE LURE PHAT 99 1337 PWNAGE PKING PKERS PK PARTYHAT ZEZIMA N0VALYFE WILDY BARRAGE ANCIENTS LURING FROSTYDAPKER JETCHIMP BLOOD SEASON BLOODHOUN34 I Mahatma I, Stonecoldpkr,P0ke N Die2, Sourpatchk1d, Krazyfaken, Kids Ranqe ,1 Pure Devil, Evilsexc, Dizzy Mauler, I Shonomercy, E4t F0od Nub, Im Easy Xp, Iminsan3, Pure insan3, and Xoxofuryxoxo.whipper whip elvemage sv3rigebloodhoun34 hiei the pklexmark786th outlaw i meleed i ultimate strength hybrid barrage blitz burst 99 range mage krazyfaken finnald party hat phat set rich staker best r 100m 100B 1b 99 magic party best drop party 99 range 99 str 99 def 99 atack TANKER pk vid purple p-hat yellow p-hat green blue p-hat white p-hat banned acount permantly banned back last chans appeal declined 99 summoning steel titan obsidian golem titans lava titan war

Coolt · 1:39
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Custom | Air Boom Theme Song "Mr. Boombastic (Cover)"

Download Link (Theme) http://www.mediafire.com/?bogzgumcmcdzqe7 Song Title: Mr. Boombastic (Shaggy Cover) Artist(s): Forever Never Ft. Benji Webbe (of Skindred)

Coolt · 3:44
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Minecraft - Cinematic Server Tour 2

After the success of the first Cinematic Tour of FyreUK here is an updated look and it's even better than the first time. Watch as we fly through all of the major timelapse builds and Creations on the FyreUK server, set to some awesome Approaching Nirvana Music you get to experience Minecraft like never before. Donate and gain access to the FyreUK Server - http://fyreuk.com/threads/fyreuk-accepting-donations-with-server-access.1495/ Mods used: Water Shader - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/542215-110-water-shader-alpha-v4d/ Optifine - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-11-optifine-hd-a4-fps-boost-hd-textures-aa-af/ Camera Studio - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/938825-11-camera-studio/ Dokucraft Texture pack: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/513093-11-dokucraft-the-saga-continues-32x/ Intro and Outro Music by: NubbyCakums - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/362755 Music by Approaching Nirvana: http://www.youtube.com/user/ApproachingNirvana Song 1: Worth a Thousand Pictures Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/qoNwdZ Song 2: 2nd Flight Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/pA8b1Q All music has been used with the correct usage rights discussed on the Approaching Nirvana channel - info found in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0HbjNRUwIA Minecraft is an indie game made by Notch find out more at: http://minecraft.net.

Coolt · 10:41
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World's Worst Handyman Prank

How much skill does it take to hold something straight? Not very much, but with this tricked wall, no matter how good you are, you'll never get it right and she won't hesitate to make you feel terrible for it!

Pranks · 1:34 · Utvalt klipp
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Kids React to Panda Cheese Commercial

Övrigt · 5:13
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Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen.

Warning: Since this video seems to have gone crazy, I figure I'll post this notice. I'm going to read a letter my 15 year old daughter wrote. There ARE some curse words in it. None of them are incredibly bad, but they are definitely things a little kid shouldn't hear... not to mention things MY KID shouldn't say! If you want to see the original Facebook thread, it's located at: http://www.facebook.com/tommyjordaniii/posts/299559803434210 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My daughter thought it would be funny/rebellious/cool to post on her Facebook wall just how upset she was and how unfair her life here is; how we work her too hard with chores, never pay her for chores, and just in general make her life difficult. She chose to share this with the entire world on Facebook and block her parent's from seeing it. Well, umm... she failed. As of the end of this video, she won't have to worry anymore about posting inappropriate things on Facebook... Maybe a few kids can take something away from this... If you're so disrespectful to your parents and yourself as to post this kind of thing on Facebook, you're deserving of some tough love. Today, my daughter is getting a dose of tough love. © Copyright 2012, by Tommy Jordan. All rights reserved. Duplication without express permission of the author is prohibited.

Coolt · 8:23
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LoL Champs That Never Came Out!

Iv'e made a short film about some LoL champs that never came to the fields of justice. Like, subscribe and enjoy!

Spel · 3:31
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Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song, 40 Songs, Same Chords

Almost every popsong that is created in todays music business has two intentions: Make money and make the music creators and the ones that plays the music bigger and more famous. Therefore they use a chord progression which all of us already heard since we were babies. The I-V-vi-IV progression is used in so many songs that I guess no one can count them all... Of course there can be som minor or major changes with the chords but the sound is practically the same. This was recorded in Melbourne 2009 on a Comedy Festival. The chords used are: E B C# A Just to clarify that The Australian Jack Black is Here! Songs Included are : Don't Stop Beliving - Journey 0:52 You're Beautiful - James Blunt 1:01 Forever Young - Alphaville 1:10 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz 1:17 Happy Ending - Mika 1:26 Amazing - Alex Lloyd 1:35 Wherever You Will Go - The Calling 1:42 Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John 1:50 She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 1:57 Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight 2:05 With Or Without You - U2 2:12 Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House 2:20 Pretty Enough? - Kasey Chambers 2:30 Let It Be - The Beatles 2:39 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 2:43 The Horses - Darryl Braithwaite 2:48 No Waman No Cry - Bob Marley & The Wailers 2:55 Sex And Candy - Marcy Playground 2:57 Down Under - Men At Work 2:59 Banjo Patterson's Waltzing Matilda 3:02 Take On Me - A-ha 3:06 When I Come Around - Green Day 3:09 Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry 3:22 Africa - Toto 3:23 If I Were A Boy - Beyoncé 3:30 Self Esteem - The Offspring 3:31 You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offsprings 3:38 U + Ur Hand - P!nk 3:46 Pokerface - Lady Gaga 3:54 Barbie Girl - Aqua 3:59 You Found Me - The Fray 4:01 Don't Trust Me - 30h!3 4:09 Kids - MGMT 4:16 Canvas Bags - Tim Manchin 4:23 Torn - Natalie Imbruglia 4:33 Superman - Five For Fighting 4:49 Birdplane - Axis Of Awesome 4:53 Scar - Missy Higgings 5:06 Thats All It Takes To Be A Star - Axis Of Awesome 5:20 Lyrics: My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that i'm sure Forever young, I wanna be forever young I wont hesitate no more, no more it can not wait, i'm yours This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, no love no hope no glory, no happy ending Cause you were amazing, and we did amazing If i could, then I would, I'd go where ever you will go And can you feel the love tonight And she will be loved, yes, she will be loved Pictures of you, pictures of me, hung up on your wall, for the world to see Cause I can't live, with or without you Whenever I fall, at your feet, you let your tense Am I not pretty enough, is my heart to bro... Double time? Double time! When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner that's the way it's gonna be little darling (be little darling) we'll go riding on the horses yeaha No woman no cry Mama this surely is a dream I come from a land down under Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Take on me (when I come around) take me on (when I come around) I'll be gone, in a minute or two Save tonight It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Fight the break of dawn come tomorrow There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do If I were a boy I know she's playing with me I think I would understand Well that's okey cause I got no self esteem With a thousand lies and a good disguise hit 'em right between the eyes hit 'em right between the eyes Cause I'm not here for your entertainment you don't really wanna mess with me tonight Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face Come on Barbie let's go party Lost and insecure you found me, you found me She wants to touch me woho, she wants to love me woho, she'll never leave me woho, wohohoho Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from it Take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags to the supermarket, take your canvas bags Nothing's right i'm torn I'm all out of faith this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real I'm wide awake and I can see I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane, I'm a birdplane, a motherfucking birdplane And doesn't that sound familiar doesn't that hit too close to home doesn't that make you shiver the way that things have gone And doesn't it seem peculiar when everyone wants a little more so that I do remember to never go this far That's all it takes to be a star!!!!!!

Coolt · 5:31
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Bil blir krossad Prank

The good ol' crushing a car into a metal cube prank never gets old. Victims are asked to keep an eye on a car for a few seconds but the meter maids are police, judge and jury in this town - they won't hesitate a second before crushing a car into a cube and then leaving a ticket on the cube!

Pranks · 2:16 · Utvalt klipp
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