Chuck norris skämt!

If you havr five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet.The water becomes chuck norris

fattar inte chuck norris skämt riktigt :D

Chuck norris doesn't need a watch, he decides the time.

vfr skämta om någon så almighty

Chuck Norris isn't pulled in by gravity... Gravity is pulled in my him Ändrat: 2008-10-06 20:17:09

they say that chuck norris is so though that he has no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.